Monday, February 21, 2011

Rucka Rucka Ali: Take Yo Pants Off

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[[Video:Rucka Rucka Ali ~ Take Your Pants Off ~ ft DJ Not Nice|thumb|300px|right]]
[[Video:Rucka Rucka Ali ~ Take Your Pants Off ~ ft DJ Not Nice|thumb|300px|right]]
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A, one!
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A, two!
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A, you know what to do!
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Imagine stealing people's songs
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It isn't hard to do
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Yeah if they dead!
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If you are cold out
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I know a place you bitches could warm up
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At Chinaman gay little restaurant
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I welcome you to here with my balls out
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So come and eat my little eggroll now
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Yeah, come in
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Yeah, we're friends
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Yeah, come in
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Our pork is made in little-kid sweatshop
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Oh, herro, come in!
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Bring your dog
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We'll watch him
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You sit down, relax
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How you want your dog, I-I-I mean you chicken cooked?
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I'm the best ninja in this place
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Ninja kick, bust on your face
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You shoulda got a can of mace
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Now your pregnant, and the kids has AIDS
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DJ Not Nice goes to space
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Why those spacemen dress like gays?
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#1, Shields Up Engage!
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Captain, there's some sort of Asian!
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I'm Commander Keen, bitch!
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I blow up your ship!
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Tell your robot friend, he can suck my dick!
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I'm a kung-fu spaceman, on vacation
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Hand over the keys to your fuckin' spaceship!
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That Muslim, space monster, just raped Alf in the nostril!
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Call me Dark Baiter, son
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I like the dark side of the porn!
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I never go out
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I like to sit and play World of Warcraft
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My mother says go work at McDonalds
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I told her she can suck on my gonads
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So come and play with me if you know how
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Yeah, come in
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Yeah, we're friends
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Yeah, come in
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My Nuckas work for me, you don't know that?
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Ahh, why you betray me?
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I'm on you team!
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You kill me for no reason!
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Fuck you bitch!
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It's Rucka's Nuckas, yeeeah!
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I go down to Jersey Shore
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I meet some short Italian whore
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Me and her like the same stuff
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Gymtan and drycleaning store
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She says "I'm 16 and pregnant"
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We get abortion and some breakfast
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She says, "Now I want divorce"
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So I enter her butthole by force
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Fist pump! With Guido wops
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All their grandpas are in the mob
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I fuck all the TV teen moms
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And I toss their babies off a building
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I'm Asian
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I was raised in, the Asian part of Beijing
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Now Snookies in my basement
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No more Jersey Shore sensation
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I told all, my friends in the police, that I smoke rocks
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They said "That's all you had to say"
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And we rolled out
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To find some Mexicans at the border
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We smoked their crack, and let them in California
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Yeah, come in
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Yeah, we're friends
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Yeah, come in
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The Situation made some lasagna
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Oh, good lasagna
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How old are you? 35?
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Oh, what you do?
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Oh, you go to club, and fuck sluts?
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Very nice!
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I went to Chile, and got the miners out of the cave
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We ate tacos, and took them  home to the cave where they live
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And Haiti, oh baby, you drivin' me so crazy
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The way you shake it, makes me jizz myself in my Mercedes
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They say that every lady wants a sexy Asian man
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They pay me to rape them
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Oh, you didn't want rape? That's okay!
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I come from Vietnam
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If this video's taken down
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Them Nuckas will load it up, what's up?
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If you are cold out
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I know a place you bitches could warm up
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At Chinaman gay little restaurant
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I welcome you to here with my balls out
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So come and eat my little eggroll now
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Yeah, come in
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Yeah, we're friends
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Yeah, come in
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Our pork is made in little-kid sweatshop
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Take yo pants off [5x]
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Take yo fucking pants off!
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